Yesterday on the 1st of April, i finally knew what it felt like to die.
Your heart still beat, but your whole body was numb. An emptiness slowly welled up inside until all that remained was just an empty shell of skin, like a mummy with its organ dried and stored on jars and then the corpse was left to dry under the blazing sun.
and who else would be responsible for this terrifying experience except for my
dear friend, Tofu, eh? Who else?
For those who are oblivious to Metanorn, Sekijitsu and DDD podcast, the Awesome and Indestructible trio in the World of Aniblogging, Tofu is a writer for Sekijitsu. He’s a K-ON freak who has an overbearing obsession with Hikasa Yoko and is the biggest and craziest fan boy of hers you will ever find.
On the night of March 31, with his abnormally exceptional writing skills, he decided to grace the world with a resignation notice in intricate detail explaining that he will be leaving the team of Sekijitsu for personal and school reasons and even taking that a step further claiming he will be leaving the world of anime and manga as well!!
Shock horror ran through the minds of every reader, some even bursting into tears as this sudden proclamation. As it was April 1st, many were wary of this letter but sadness still rocked their world. There was absolutely no reason to live anymore.
As the festivities of April Fools passed, so did the memories and posts of Tofu. He would be the forgotten hero who moved us with his dedication to K-ON and Hikasa Yoko…
Then on the fateful afternoon of April 2nd, everyone finally woke up realising they were still alive and the earth was still spinning. They decided to take one last glimpse of their legend before hanging themselves. Only what they were faced with was a ridiculous caricature with a smug smile and a beet red face laughing creepily at the dumbfounded and tear-strewn readers. APRILS FOOLS!!!
The readers went from blank to surprised to relieved to angry all at the blink of an eye. The next moment they were tearing their out, banging their heads on walls, tearing beloved posters of their doors and in the process punching holes in the walls. The next moment all that could be seen or heard was inaudible muttering and raging bloodshot eyes, the furious typing of keys and the occasional pause to scream at the anger that had built up again.
Tofu, with this, you have just pulled the most terrifying and outrageous stunt for April Fools EVER!!!
With this, i will hold a grudge until the next time when karma will strike and you will know the severity of the damage you have done.